RANDOM THINGS ON SIGNS>>
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. Wel wait
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises.
Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways
Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
| 
laura and the crazy drama group *insanity*
\
